Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
mom: do you mind if i buy you mcdonalds for dinner tonight?
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
perks of having your best friend as your neighbor